I Noodled, I Fiddled, I Plucked - We got our first taste of KStew's talented fingers and magical voice in her brief yet unforgettable performance as Tracy Tatro in Into the Wild. We were impressed and we are very certain we were not the only ones (winks at Rob). The emancipation of RockerStew continued with a very special 18th birthday gift. And our excitement climaxed with the badass queen of Rock and Roll herself – StewJett. Truth is we just can’t get enough of Stew holding a guitar and rocking it out. So is it too much to ask for one little duet with Flippy on the Eclipse soundtrack? Any requests?
ICUYC - I See You Yankees Cap: a sighting of the cap shared by Rob & Kristen.
ICUBS - I See You Black Shoelace: a sighting of the shoelace bracelet shared by R/K.
ICUBP - I See You Back Pack : a sighting of the black backpack shared by R/K.
I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Is a Beatles song, yes. Also ORD-wise it's: November 10, 2009. A Foggy day in Paris. The first epic PDA (public display of affection) from the Stoic Bull and the Touchy Feely Arien. Heading home to London with his favorite girl. A smile that melts the heart. And the fandom? Just predictably exploded.
IHBC - Identical Hot Badass Couple: Rob and Kristen make seemingly ordinary get-ups look a tad too hot. They were seen identically-attired during the Sept. 7, 2009 gig of their good friend Bobby Long. The badass couple looked effing I'm-too-sexy-for-my leather jacket, black pants and ball cap. Is it fair to look this good while not even remotely trying? And oh, doesn't this scream Couple Dressing Alert! to you?
ITH - Ignore The Haters: the best way to have peace and keep one’s sanity, though not as easy as it seems cos with Rob and Kristen the knee-jerk reaction to haters is the KpB or KStew-patented bitchface (and unfortunately, it doesn’t end with that).
Imperfect Perfection - A term we refer to Rob and Kristen , who are the epitome of perfection borne out of authenticity. Imperfect perfection is achieved by being comfortable in one's own skin, expressing one's opinions and emotions without being apologetic, being able to go out of one's house un-made up, making mostly unpopular choices and not being afraid to be different from the rest.
IOSS - Information Overload Shock Syndrome : a momentary shock experienced when one is faced with an avalanche of Robsten information after being away for some time (read: 1 or 2 days) from the cyberworld i.e. one is overwhelmed with all the news bits, videos, photos at hand.
The IRS - The Intoxicated Rob Smirk: That playful boyish smirk of Rob when he's intoxicated by Heinekens and/or by the nearness of his lady love. Displayed several times too many during the VMA 2009 on stage and in the photo ops backstage. If they did the Red Carpet? Chances are the smirk made an appearance there too.
The Jaw That Launched A Thousand Fan Sites – One of Rob’s most attractive attributes (aside from his eyes, his hair, his hands, his voice, his dorkiness, his hobolicious tendencies and his sense of humor) is his utterly delicious, perfectly angled, swoon-inducing jaw. Rob’s jaw has practically coined the term jaw porn. And my oh my, the way Kristen loves to rake her fingers over that jaw – we think perhaps it may be one of her favorite parts of Rob too! *cough* And trust, we’ve done the research of all her movies, this is the only jaw she likes to handle! Can we see that again? Riggght.
JELLA - Jealous of the Extremely Loyal and Luckiest Ally on the face of the Earth: Because he gets to drool throw a fit and still be loved by the Fierce Goddess; because he gets to cuddle with her; because he’s the third significant other in that famed iPod ‘family picture’; because Kristen revealed she’ll “die if I had to live without him”; because he’s got a gorgeous coat and yeah possibly nine lives (nice try Rob) - how lucky can you get Jella? #weempathizesomuchRob
jud - jumping up and down: though the intention is not to lose some weight, it’s practically killing two birds with one stone. Frequent juds = a happy healthy Bubble girl.
JFKS - Just For Kristen Smile: Rob's special smile for his Stewie. That smile that has never been seen given to any other female.
Kgasm - that feeling you get when KStew resurfaces after a long absence. Hits especially hard when it’s KJett (or JettStew) practically making love to that effin mic. Unf!
Kissgate - Any controversy involving an akp of Rob and Kristen. Robstens will be jud and will no doubt be DSDR, Doubstens will ask for “a clearer photo please” and Nonstens will say that the music is too loud that's why Rob has to lean to hear what Kristen is saying.
KJett Is The Ch-ch-cherry Bomb! – The Runaways' 50 second trailer on December 17, 2009 made every mortal, KStew fanatic or not, stop and take notice. How could we not? So fierce in leather strumming the electric guitar, singing and grinding with Dakota Fanning, hurling a chair to a glass window, licking her lips in a bar…Am I straight or what?! Was certainly the collective question. The majority’s observation - so not Bella. Watch out for more surprises because Kristen will not settle being Forever Bella in people’s minds. She is the bomb like that!
KRD - Kristen is the Real Deal: We know it, Rob knows it. She twitches, fidgets and gets awkward and unladylike. Because she's young, genuine, passionate and smart and not some studio-fabricated poised and collected It Girl.
Kpride - overwhelming feeling of all sorts of proud when KStew receives warm reception for her performances from industry critics (Ebert: I’m discovering an important new actress), shows up breathtakingly beautiful at events and takes home a recognition from a prestigious award-giving body. As a loyal fan and a member of KDA you feel vindicated, you feel grateful, you feel proud. And judging from the look of a young man in the audience, he was beyond proud for words too.
Kristen poser-fans - Twi Kingdom fans who are not really Kristen fans. They accept her as Bella (no choice) but have the propensity to criticise her for any lapse in manners, haircut choices, word choices, eye mannerisms and such ( if we list them all we would need a book binder).
KDA - KStew Defenders Army: Army of fearless warriors dedicated to the virtual protection of Kristen Stewart (aka Kris, KStew, Bella, Stewie, K, the ‘sten’ part of Robsten) from haters, posers, Twihards, over crazed Twimoms, aggressive Nonstens, extremist RPattz fans, hair haters and disrespectful rumor spreaders who in any way threaten, dispute or misrepresent the talent, dedication, skill, beauty, gorgeousness, integrity and fierceness of our Goddess. The Defenders my also lend their skill to the protection and care of Robert Pattinson (aka Rob, Edward, RPattz, Spunk Ransom, Robward, Mr. Sparkles, the Sparkly One, the Rob part of Robsten) from similar threats.
The KStew Lip Bite - This tops the list in The Kristen Stewart Trademark which includes the hair tousle and the sneakers with dresses. Nobody does it quite like her. It may be too much for some, but we never quite get enough of it. We find it adorable cos it shows us a glimpse of the little girl inside the fierce and solid front. And the lip bite somehow gives a new level of meaning when it appears with the RPattz.
KStew Makes Me Wanna – Fill in the blanks for all the things you thought you would never do before “meeting” Kristen Stewart. Suggestions: KStew makes me wanna color my hair the blackest black. KStew makes me wanna get the shag. KStew makes me wanna shun handbags. KStew makes me wanna question my sexual preference Whut.
The KpB – The KStew-patented Bitchface : Kristen can be very sweet and kind (fan encounters have proven that time and again) but naïve and gullible she’s not. And her “no-bullshit detector” can see right through people who are insincere and downright rude. One can rely on the bitchface to appear when the papz get too damn close or during press events when she’s expected to answer personally intrusive questions.
The KStew Shush - this reaction is very often directed at Rob when he's saying silly self-deprecating things in interviews such as comparing his body to a prepubescent girl's with A cups. The shush could likely mean “shut up, you’re better than that” or "shut up now or I will kiss you infront of these..."
LSFKT - Ladies of the Same Fierceness Knit Together: Kudos to Kristen for making use of her downtime during Eclipse filming by picking up some yarn and knitting needles, thus staying productive. A lot of fans were asking Why? Well, why not? Nothing is wrong with knitting, last time we checked it’s listed under hobbies not destructive addictions. Bella would so knit. And Dakota is an avid knitter too. Besides it's a great way to avoid smoke breaks *hints*.
LATD - Let's Agree To Disagree: the best option to cut off or avoid heated debates.
LRB - Let Robsten Be: a plea to anyone who meddles in the Robsten affair.
LVT - Lucky Vodka Tee: Rob's favorite Stoli vodka tee that he wore on many FERDs.
Mag Shots – Pictures of Rob and Kristen willingly, albeit awkwardly holding magazines, the sole purpose of which is to promote said periodicals. Incidentally it’s not them on the cover but some other star...Wut? This just shows that R/K do not have diva behaviors, people can still ask them to do stuff like Hold this please. Yes that’s it, and Smile. (don’t you just wanna hug them?) Rob has done it a lot lately, but Kristen has actually done it since… 2004.
MVS - Magical Vodka Shirt: Rob's favorite Stoli vodka shirt that seems to have magical qualities i.e. it somehow sets a romantic mood when he's with his lady. See also LVT.
Mirroring - the curious case of Rob and Kristen making the same mannerisms at the same time e.g. running fingers through the hair, pinching one's nose, rubbing one's nape, flexing of hands and many more nervous quirks as seen in interviews and public appearances.
The Motivational Tool - Rob has said time and time again (cos you keep watching that youtube vid) that he’s “just a tool.. .a hard tool”. Well Rob wethinks you’re too humble. We know you are more than just a hard tool, you’re a motivational tool! Case in point: the Italy Reunion scene where Kristen had to run through that crowded plaza right smack to your arms for several takes for two straight days. She was willing to do that, get bruises and sprain an ankle. If that was shirtless Taycob there…you get the point?
Nonstens - those who do not ship R/K and who do not believe that they are a couple or will ever become one.
NSFN - Not Suitable For Nonstens: A warning to Nonstens that this post might likely upset you, so to save everyone unnecessary stress, please move along.
nwg - nuts with giddiness: some R/K news can certainly make one super lighthearted (it’s the most inexpensive happy pill).
ORD - Obsessive Robsten Disorder: a term used to describe the unusual behaviour exhibited by someone who has been severely captivated and enthralled by Robsten's chemistry. For symptoms and signs, you can go here.
ORDO - ORD Overdrive: when one's ORD is in full swing.
ORDS - ORD Society: a group of individuals with ORD as their middle names; where anyone who has ORD can feel welcome and "normal"; where one can indulge in unbridled Robsten fascination.
ORDW - ORD Withdrawal: Kris and Rob have not been spotted for days and you are on the verge of gch. You have to get your Robsten fix! you find yourself looking at the same old pictures and videos over and over again.
pgtfo - papz get the f**k off: 'nuff said.
POTM - The Power of the Mention: is especially felt in Twitterworld. A relatively unknown person can gain their 15-minute fame with a mere mention of a Rob, Kristen or R/K sighting. A single tweet like, “Rob and Kristen are kissing in front of me” and three things suddenly happen 1) they gain 100 followers in ten minutes, 2) the excitable followers hound them “how many times did they kiss?”, “how long did the kiss last? was it a French kiss?!” 3) the skeptics tend to lash though “why are you tweeting from web when you’re in the pub?”, “pictures or it didn’t happen!”. Instant fame is such a tricky thing yes.
PMP - Pretty in MOFO Pink: oh Kristen we know you won’t be caught dead wearing sweet baby pink; It’s just not you. Besides you’ve said it once "I'm not wearing a neon-colored tube top or something pink." But girls have a right to change their minds right? Especially if the pink in question is badass (It’s coral pink MOFOs). With those killer heels and gunmetal nail polish, we saw You. And you spelled Fierce Goddess in the red carpet yet again.
