1. Your hearing has become hypersensitive to the names Kristen, Robert, KStew, Rob. Any utterance of those and of Twilight will gain your curious and prompt attention.

2. Your Bookmarks or Favorites have on it not less than 80% Twilight and R/K-related sites.

3.  It takes a lot of effort, which usually includes reasoning with one's self, to avoid checking those sites at least once a day.

4.  You meet with your friends who are not really Twilight fans and you manage to insert an anecdote or news about R/K in your conversation. Which makes your friends think you’ve gone bonkers.  (But..but..twas only one teeny mention! )

5.  It takes only one new  R/K photo to turn a blah day into an exciting day (and a promising week).

6.  People in your household know about your addiction. How could they not when it’s as blatant as the morning sunshine.

7.  You have argued and fought with your Significant Other because he/she says you spend too much time on the internet.

8.  You are guilty of uttering these lines now more than ever- "Just a minute", "Wait a sec", "Can we do that tomorrow?", "I promise I'll get to it later ".

9.  You do feel some guilt  that you're spending time on Robstendom instead of with your loved ones. But when you think of it as your "Me" time, and frankly you don't have time to treat yourself anymore, you feel much better. (And you get the irony of this).

10.  You have come to embrace plaids, Raybans, Converse and Vans, hoodies and silver rings (if you weren’t already patrons before).

11.  You generally dislike anything cutesy and Disney-oriented and phony. Be it movies, music or people.

12.  You are optimistic about Robsten. Not so much about your personal love life though.

13.  You try to drown out criticisms about Kristen or Robsten because you know better. But still, it affects you and makes you want to rattle on why some people Just-Don't-Get-It.

14.  You adore Rob but you know you can't have him (you are not delusional). You want Rob to end up with Kristen.

15.  You don't get tired of watching the latest fan-made videos. Even though most of them, if not every single one of them, contain the same clips, interviews and shoots of Rob and Kristen over the past year. The only difference is the song or music (but how it fits perfectly, right?). You just don't mind watching those R/K moments again and again. 

16.  You can never look at a black shoelace the same way ever again.

17.  You've always liked The Beatles but you've learned to listen to other U.K artists as well e.g. Joy Division, Van Morrison, The Specials and Rob's indie friends Bobby Long, Marcus Foster and Sam Bradley.

18.  You get amused when you see someone wearing Nike's, in black.

19.  You like and despise Lainey and Ted C. in equal measure. You are indifferent to Perez Hilton  (you would rather believe he does not exist at all). You have learned not to trust gossip bloggers.

20.  You walk by a magazine kiosk and your eyes can find covers with R/K in a millisecond, like it has it's own high tech zoom lens. You gush at how beautiful they are, then put the magazines back because you don't buy rag mags (they're not reliable and besides you have better looking photos saved on your computer).

21.  You make adjustments e.g. watch (suffer) awards shows where a 16-year-old pole-dances and there are lots of migraine-inducing screaming,  just for the love of Twilight and R/K.

22. You are eternally grateful to Vanity Fair for that hour-long behind-the-scenes eye sex  photo shoot video which captured the best R/K moments. And which was the catalyst for your belief in the possibility of a real-life Robsten.

23. Your heart will break a little, okay more than a little, if Robsten won't happen for real.

24. You hate it when your family or friends refer to Rob as “the vampire?” and tease you for being a “Twihard” (am…not!)

25. You cringe when you hear about a Taylor-Kristen shipping community. Oh c’mon.

26. You think Kristen is lovely regardless of her hair style, hair color or wig. And that Rob, beyond any doubt, thinks the same.

27. You hate the papz and feel guilty looking at the photos they have taken. You avoid their videos at all costs.

28. You want Rob and Kristen to enjoy their well-deserved vacation, papz-free and nuisance–free. But at the same time, you miss the bbs when they’re MIA for long and wish for just-one–glimpse-please. Ugh.

29. Christmas came early in 2009 when you woke up one November day to outtakes of the Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot.

30. In your heart you know that there is no need for any verbal confirmation. The HB photo shoot and interview and the Paris Tarmac pictures say what they say.