05-13-10
Happy Birthday to our one and only RSG! Half of the BTC. You are more than that Jaw, that Scruff; we will never tire of those Robisms. We wish you an unlimited supply of TKLL all year round.

04-14-10
Another birthday, another FERD!
If there’s anything predictable in Robstenlandia it’s the fact that we have something to jud about every week or so, definitely SFAN.

04-09-10
Happy Birthday! to our Fierce KStew, our one and only Dark-haired Angel.
We will say it again and again, you are The Real Deal.
Kristen Jaymes Stewart, Rob truly knows best, there is no one quite like you.

03-16-10
Have you seen the new behind the scenes vid from New Moon?
It showed that the lingering reunion kiss did happen!
It is no longer a Robsten Myth that one.

03-11-10
For weeks now, I‘ve been consistently helplessly Stewpified.
I even watch talk shows I never did like, only Kstew Makes Me Wanna do that.

03-8-10
Kristen was absolutely beautiful at the Oscars.
My Kpride is overflowing it’s ridiculous.
And somewhere in the UK someone watched and is still irrevocably BSBK.

03-3-10
Hmm that undershirt looks so familiar.
Nonstens have got to stop sour graping.
Kristen went to NY to support her guy and is leaving with his shirt and ADAD... And you can’t blame her for wanting to BNH all the time (you would too).

02-28-10 
Is it too much to ask to see Rob’s JFKS on the RM red carpet?
Don’t get your hopes up, the DWCs will be around to stop you from DSDR.
Gah there’s too much conspiracy in this ship.
Where’s my  Free Robsten! shirt dammit!

02-27-10
What does your ESP say?
That we’ll have another FERD soon.
Remember Me premiere perhaps?
Uh huh. Although it’s unlikely we’ll get an RB, Kristen will be around and Rob will totes have his TKLL. Soon after, we’ll hear about some kissgate in a bar somewhere where being together is DNRSA.

02-26-10
Robsten were seen at a pub kissing.
Really? people are still looking for a CK?
It’s all over Twitter.
I can see the KpB clearly in my mind now.
Good thing she’s twitphobic.